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@dlockw21: Cashier: Going snorkeling huh?

Me: Yeah. Should be fun.

Cashier: Watch out for sea snakes.

Me: Hi, I'd like to return these.

Cashier: Going snorkeling huh?

Me: Yeah. Should be fun. 

Cashier: Watch out for sea snakes.

Me: Hi, I’d like to return these.

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