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@donni: CASHIER: One ultrathin lubricated condom. That'll be $3.25
DUCK: Can you put it on my bill?
CASHIER: That's not where it goes, silly

CASHIER: One ultrathin lubricated condom. That’ll be $3.25 
DUCK: Can you put it on my bill? 
CASHIER: That’s not where it goes, silly

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