@wife_housy: Hubs says when I drink I'm "too loud" and use too many "big words."
WELL I'M SORRY IF MY VOCIFEROUS GRANDILOQUENCE BOTHERS YOU!!
@WritePlay: MAN: I'll get pasta & she'll have the salad
COW: What's that mean?
MAN: Uh-
COW: I'm fat?
MAN: ... You're a cow?
PIG AT NEXT TABLE: Ooo
@SCbchbum: I wouldn’t mind being catcalled if it were useful: “Hey baby, boot sale at Macy’s!” or, “Line’s shorter at Starbucks on 5th, sweet cheeks!”
@Stellacopter: Where did I get my scarf? It's a CVS receipt. You love it? Oh thank you very much.
@super_morgasm: Who does Santa think he is, judging me?! I might be naughty, but he's fat.
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