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@Brianhopecomedy: Cashier: "Sir, the toilet paper you're buying goes on sale tomorrow."

"COOL, I'LL CHECK WITH MY FAMILY TO SEE IF THEY CAN HOLD IT IN."

Cashier:  “Sir, the toilet paper you’re buying goes on sale tomorrow.”

“COOL, I’LL CHECK WITH MY FAMILY TO SEE IF THEY CAN HOLD IT IN.”

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