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@GoldenSpirals: Cashier: What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk.

Cashier: Ya, but what does it say?

Me: IT DOESN'T TALK.

Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

Cashier: What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn’t talk. 

Cashier: Ya, but what does it say?

Me: IT DOESN’T TALK.

Cashier: Ok, Ma’am.

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