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@thatdutchperson: Cashier: what's with all the pineapple juice?

Me: *winks*

-Spends the night making delicious umbrella drinks with my cat.

Cashier: what’s with all the pineapple juice?

Me: *winks*

-Spends the night making delicious umbrella drinks with my cat.

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