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@Furry_Beaver: Cashier: Will that be all?
Me: No. I'm getting everything like an easter egg hunt, I just wanted to show you what I've got so far.

Cashier: Will that be all?
Me: No. I’m getting everything like an easter egg hunt, I just wanted to show you what I’ve got so far.

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