@donni: Castles are great but I wish you could rent other forms of bouncy architecture
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@AndrewChamings: Bully gets me in a headlock not realizing my entire head is pre-slathered in fish oil and I just slip right out! The janitor chants my name.
@YesItsAl: I'd like to be so rich I forgot what country I left my private jet at after a crazy weekend
@abbycohenwl: St. Peter: Why should I let you into heaven? Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here