@donni: Castles are great but I wish you could rent other forms of bouncy architecture
@NateMorrising: Anne Has A Problem
Anne Has A Solution
Anne Has A Will
@WestofCrazy: Answers phone, makes modem noises...
@Elifcello: I switched my cellphone to 'airplane mode' and threw it up into the air.. must tell you: WORST. TRANSFORMER. EVER.
@NervousJr: The same woman who said "I'm your mom not your friend" has sent me 17 Facebook friend requests.
@MichaelTrying: Ew, there is no way I'm touching that hand sanitizer dispenser.