@donni: Castles are great but I wish you could rent other forms of bouncy architecture
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@notacroc: Sensei: always expect the unexpected *pulls out picnic blanket* Me: *instantly pulls out picnic basket* Sensei: *hands me ninja diploma*
@TastyTuneTweets: Idea: ATM that sends you encouraging messages like "You Can Do it" or "Ramen Noodles Aren't So Bad" when you check your sad Account Balance
@AmyLondon: @funTweeters TIL:The phrase "I plead the fifth" comes from the minimum volume of alcohol one can blame for committing the alleged infraction
@LooseTalks_Girl: When someone is murdered, they always investigate the spouse 1st. That says everything about marriage.