@bluebonetbabies: I love how we have a big tv so my 3 kids can crowd around the tiny iPad and argue over not being able to see.
@KalvinMacleod: [skydiving, first jump]
INSTRUCTOR: everyone ready?
EAGLE: yes.
HAWK: check.
SPARROW: ready.
PENGUIN: this is a really bad idea.
@FancyNancyAnn: I'm at my most gymnastic when I'm trying not to touch the toilet seat, sink and door handle in a public restroom.
@FeverFlave: *sticks a pencil in your ear and manually rewinds you back before you opened your mouth*
@GuyThe_Guy: "Is there a Mr. Fields?" I say to my twelfth cookie, all the while knowing she's all mine.
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