@SarahB_D: If you see someone wearing camouflage clothing, bump into them. It only takes a second of your time & it makes them feel like it works.

@robwhisman: the olympics are held once every 4 years.. hell even im not held that often!!!!!

@PaperWash: I spent $500 on that Harvard application, damn right I framed the rejection letter.

@HiddleDeeDee: "There is a policeman in here and he will ARREST YOU." And other inspirational things I say to my kids when we're in public.

@LoveNLunchmeat: Some peanut butter M&M's just rolled under the fridge, and now I understand every sad love song ever written.