@IanDunt: So according to the PM, we're being asked to vote on basis of a plan which we are not allowed to see. You can tell she's a vicar's daughter.
@AimeeHelene1: This train was so long I had time to file my nails and my taxes.
@myqkaplan: okay, so you're definitely the best at keeping your body completely still, what do you want, atrophy?
@notalogin: Morpheus: take the blue pill, the story ends. Take the red pill, I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes
Dog: (staring at gray pills) Crap
@GrrrRach: Operator: 999, emergency services. Which service do you require?
Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.
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