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@HammerFist3: Cat owner : wow my pet cat really likes you
Me: yeah well that's just because I have at least 2 sardines in my left pocket at any given time

Cat owner : wow my pet cat really likes you
Me: yeah well that’s just because I have at least 2 sardines in my left pocket at any given time

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