@IanDunt: So according to the PM, we're being asked to vote on basis of a plan which we are not allowed to see. You can tell she's a vicar's daughter.

@AimeeHelene1: This train was so long I had time to file my nails and my taxes.

@myqkaplan: okay, so you're definitely the best at keeping your body completely still, what do you want, atrophy?

@notalogin: Morpheus: take the blue pill, the story ends. Take the red pill, I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes Dog: (staring at gray pills) Crap

@GrrrRach: Operator: 999, emergency services. Which service do you require? Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.