@DickKingSmith: Cat that has never been so insulted in all nine of its lives of the day.
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@CornOnTheGoblin: [kool-aid man catches son sneaking in and smells his breath] is that...hawaiian punch? "dad i can explain"
@River_Niles: Today I found out my nephew is scared of the vacuum.. Today I also found out I have a very dark cruel evil side to me..