@DickKingSmith: Cat that has never been so insulted in all nine of its lives of the day.
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@pauleggleston: I saw a statue of Cinderella today. I didn't like it, but I found the plinth charming.
@rogerbellin: future historians will point to this and ask how we didn't see the third world war coming
@whereami18: A woman just asked me to "unpark her car" and now I'm searching urban dictionary to see what I really just agreed to do