@DickKingSmith: Cat that has never been so insulted in all nine of its lives of the day.
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@McSwtrvst: If you do not stop arguing I WILL turn this car around and around and around creating a time vortex teleporting me back to before I had kids
@Book_Krazy: Me: OMG, Bill and Cindy got divorced!!! Hub: I know! He's got a fresh slate. That guys livin the dream! Me:... Hub:...his dream, not mine
@_mcgoof: Pizza places should give away free pizza car air-freshners. Within 5seconds of sitting in your car, you WILL crave pizza.
@Proxic0n: SCIENTIST: Behold The self-esteem powered car! Come take it for a drive ME: uh okay *gets in* [CAR JUST LITERALLY FALLS APART]