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@NaomiGlitter: Catch Pokemon?
No thanks. I'm STD- Free.
@kentgrossarth: Me: Nice flowers. Co-worker: They're from my boyfriend. Now I'm going to spend all weekend w/my legs in the air. Me: Don't you have a vase?
@cambuslad: Wife just shouted to me to get my big chopper out .After the panic subsided, I realised she meant we were out of firewood for the stove.
@KalvinMacleod: [lips on a snake]
WIFE: what are you doing?
ME: getting rid of the poison
WIFE: you’re supposed to suck your own bite
SNAKE: leave him alone
@jakob_huber: We built this community from the ground up as opposed to choosing a point in the air and building downwards from there.
@KKAlThani: If you don't get sarcasm, follow these simple steps that will definitely help you understand it easily: Die.