@bamb00zld: Catfishing my ex... So you could say we're back together.
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@KeetPotato: [interrupts gf talking about her dream wedding] lol a horse drawn carriage? "what's funny about that?" a horse can't hold a pencil karen
@rebeccaheckyea: 2 cats smoke catnip and lay around, discussing Plato's Allegory of the Cave. "What if the laser pointer is just a projection?"
@oria2326: I am so used to automatic doors at work that when I come across one I have to physically open I just stand there like a dummy