@SCbchbum: Cats always have an expression like they ordered 2 of everything on Amazon with your credit card while you were at work.
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@kiralc: i can always see the flash of disappointment n a guy's face when i tell them i have a great relationship with my dad.
@Spiritsoko: Cat knocks over coffee Me.... Cat.... Me... Cat.... Me: well? Cat.... Me.... Cat: (Russian accent) I admit to nothing. Jumps down
@AmishPornStar1: I'm not saying she's worse than my mom... But my wife doesn't seem to like any of my girlfriends.
@NicCageMatch: Just heard a guy at the dog park tell his dog "NO!" and then more quietly, "We talked about this!"