@daemonic3: Cats always land on their feet & bread always lands butter down, but spread butter on the cat's back & everyone wonders why you're naked.
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@Contwixt: The best thing about humans is that many of the richest and most prosperous among us collect bottles of rotten grape juice.
@LuvPug: I used to wave my hands in the air like I just don't care, but now I just wave them because I get more steps on my FitBit
@BawseLady: There's a book called "Why Women have sex" by Cindy Meston. The author also wrote"Why Men have sex" but I'm guessing thats just a pamphlet.
@primawesome: Health food? Baby, my body is a '93 Honda hatchback with a headlight out. I'm not about to start putting premium gas in it now.