@ScottLinnen: Cats are just fuzzy houseplants that hate you.
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@Sean_Burgundy_: Her: You need to text faster Me: Not sure what you just sent. I'm still working on the texts from 3 weeks ago
@OhNoSheTwitnt: My dad said he couldn't get into Game of Thrones because he doesn't like fantasy so I asked him when he was going to stop watching Fox News.
@JBelk78: You think I'm over dramatic? When an octopus gets upset, it eats itself. THAT'S over dramatic.
@mikeleffingwell: DOCTOR: Does it hurt when I do this? *takes you out several times then acts distant*