@MdUNH: Cats are perfect for those who want to experience the indifference and hostility of the workplace in a pet.
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@lazerdoov: Don't ask a pregnant lady "do you know the sex?" obviously she knows about sex she's pregnant you stupid idiot
@EndhooS: [Commercial for babies] *100 year old woman trying to feed a brick a bottle of milk* "There's got to be a better way"
@FattMernandez: Why does George Zimmerman keep popping up every 6 months or so? Is he the McRib?
@ArfMeasures: [Phone] WIFE: Where the hell are u ME: Well u know that jewellers where u saw that ring u love? W: omg YES! ME: I'm petting a dog near there