@MdUNH: Cats are perfect for those who want to experience the indifference and hostility of the workplace in a pet.
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@InternetHippo: [making money] Ugh this is boring and awful. But at least spending it will be nice! [spending money] Ah no this feels bad also
@AnOrangeSNES: Please follow the instructions 1) Read all instructions 2) Sacrifice a goat 3) Cut off your fingers 4) Eat glass 5) Only do number one
@JaneBadall: Online relationships - For when you want to be disappointed by imaginary people, too.