@MdUNH: Cats are perfect for those who want to experience the indifference and hostility of the workplace in a pet.
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@Vodkantots: I bet if that Malaysian plane had stolen tweets, some of you guys would've found it already.
@Gooooats: Drive by shootings are just one more example of Americans being too lazy to get out of their cars.
@Michael_Erhart: Doc: "Your arm is broken. I'll put you in a cast for a while and it'll recover." Me: "Ok, but I don't get how being in a movie will help."
@rolldiggity: "Any minute now. Any minute..." -Lincoln Logs, waiting for a phone call from Hollywood