@IamEnidColeslaw: cats are the best because you can pet one while you're talking to someone and look totally evil
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@RobElliottComic: Say "Literally" and "Legit" a few more times in that sentence so I know it's literally legit
@TequilaTears: How much is appropriate to tip the police officer who opens the squad car door for you?
@mattvbrady: im about to go on a date. im sure it will be perfectly normal and wont go viral or anything...
@amishschool: My doctor said I can get back to my college weight if I simply go for a brisk three hundred mile walk each morning.