@1Happytwit: Cats don't come with instructions, so how is anyone supposed to know you can't put them in the washing machine.
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@Thedudish: That awkward moment when your girlfriend is looking up for a noodles recipe on your computer and opens a file called "Asian."
@ericonederful: I finally had the talk with my kids. I told them that in the wild animals eat their young so they better get their shit together.