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@SuperJuanderer: [cats on a date in a fancy restaurant]
Male: I can't decide if I want tuna or the salmon.
Female: *Slowly pushes pepper shaker off table

[cats on a date in a fancy restaurant]
Male: I can’t decide if I want tuna or the salmon.
Female: *Slowly pushes pepper shaker off table

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