@timdonakowski: Cats spend two thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.
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@chuuew: I don't believe Michelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel on his back. He wouldn't get any balance laying on his shell.
@DamienFahey: I was really moved by The Great Gatsby. Specifically, to the theater showing Iron Man 3.
@mrtruthandsoul: I just lifted a couch to retrieve a Skittle that fell underneath it, so I get you Moms that lift cars to rescue children, I get you.