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@kylamb16: "Cats typically sleep 16-20 hours per day."
Yes. Hi. I'm interested in the position.
@ManInTheHoody: if u think men are tougher than women then u don't realize that every day women all over are taking showers with the water temperature set to exploding sun and actually enjoying it
@_Ms_Moneypenny_: Reasons he didn't text you:
- He forgot.
- He fell asleep.
- His phone died.
- His pet died.
- His GF died.
- He died.
- He thinks you died.
@TheMichaelRock: The best part about Christmas Eve is when grandma gets drunk and tries to fight everyone.
@tigersgoroooar: Me: I love you
Him: you just drank 1/4 of your beer through your nostril
Me: that is also true
@MikeBigby: Knuckle tats: