@HeyoShellz: Caught my kid forging my signature and I have to say, pretty good for a third grader
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@mommy_cusses: Being a mom means saying things that shouldn't be threatening in a very threatening manner. Like, "EAT YOUR CEREAL!" for example.
@theshamingofjay: Thanks for sending your Blackberry pin to my iPhone. When did you get electricity in your cave?
@peachesanscream: You've seen nothing until you've seen a picture of a pigeon having a job interview to become a pigeon: