@HeyoShellz: Caught my kid forging my signature and I have to say, pretty good for a third grader
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@U_Want_Shum_M8: I finally figured out the moral of Beauty and the Beast: Sure,Gaston had good looks. But the Beast had shitloads of money.Good choice, Belle
@okaypup: "Do not purchase if seal is broke" *looks over at homeless seal* *places canned pickles back on the shelf*
@J_Dazzle76: If I meet you for a date and you don't look anything like your pic, you're buying drinks for me until you do.
@MariyaAlexander: Someone please recommend a self-help book that can teach me how to sleep through an alarm.