@lecalabara: Caught my son running a Google search for "adult entertainment". I was mortified. We are strictly a Bing family.
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@Hobo_Splendido: Sorry, there's a technical problem preventing me from RTing your tweets. Technically they're not funny.
@BlackJerms: So what do you think? New hair? No Shoes? No Bag? No Pants? No * 3 days later watching TV OMG u rearranged the living room - Men
@CleverGirl85: Trolling my FB friends by commenting "Looking good ;)" on solo pics of their husbands
@Dank_Pal: "And for our next lesson, we'll learn how to roll a blunt, or un cigarrillo marijuana" - Rosetta Stoned