@WilliamAder: Caught myself staring into the medicine cabinet like I do with the refrigerator.
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@BoozieEyedJoe: My favorite deleted scene from Lord of the Rings is when Bilbo & Frodo discover they have a long lost hipster cousin called Douche Baggins.
@LuvPug: A good friend will delete your browser history for you, but a best friend will make your chalk lines smaller
@seandunn76: Alex: This term indicates a zero score in tennis. Contestant: What is love? *dance party erupts*