@WilliamAder: Caught myself staring into the medicine cabinet like I do with the refrigerator.
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@OneFunnyMummy: I don't homeschool my kids cause the only historic battle I know is the one between Biggie and Tupac.
@BGH70: The company hates when I helicopter into work. It's always, "zip up your pants and go see HR now!"