@jessokfine: Cause of death: Very rough shirt tag
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@ruinedpicnic: parent: why did you do this to my child willy wonka: well you see they tried to eat some chocolate on a tour of a chocolate factory they won
@Vice_Queen: Sorry for loudly singing "Whoomp there it is!" when you took your pants off. It's been a while.
@anildash: Eventually one of these Republican congressmen is going to find out his daughter is a woman, and then we're all set.