@SortaBad: Celebrating Easter by looking like I've been dead in a cave for the last 3 days
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@TEXASVETERAN: How do you say "I'm sorry I got you pregnant, but my plane leaves in an hour. I might visit the baby one day." in Korean?
@BuckyIsotope: *shows up to date with broken nose* "What happened?" Hurt myself playing football "How?" Threw the controller at a wall and it bounced back
@BareChesty: Sorry I'm late, there was an octopus throwing pies at me so I was literally... Occupied