@JennyJohnsonHi5: Celebrity divorce statements remind us of the names they gave their kids. "We want to focus on raising our children, Shoe and Turbo Pickle."
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@Kamikaze_Blonde: Joan of Arc was sainted but I'm the only person in our house who replaces the toilet paper and nobody says a word.
@OneFunnyMummy: Parenting is no different than a bear attack. Curl up & play dead and they usually leave you alone.