@JennyJohnsonHi5: Celebrity divorce statements remind us of the names they gave their kids. "We want to focus on raising our children, Shoe and Turbo Pickle."
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@philmann: Don't be fooled - orca whales are just penguins set to widescreen 16:9 instead of the usual 4:3.
@BoydPetrich: Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would they fight for a belt when they don't wear pants?
@bobby: when someone calls you and you miss the call but you call them back literally one second later and they don't answer. what's going on there. did you drop your telephone in a well. did you get axe murdered.
@davidkenny100: Date: Are you ready to take on another man's child? Me: yes Later- Date: This is.. *I knock her kid out with one punch Me: too easy!