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@MelKassel: centipede: *trips*
*but for like, an hour*
@tequilasaltlife: I have been taking notes
So if you are missing notes, I probably have them
@murrman5: [park bench with girlfriend]
so you're dumping me because you don't think I'm smart?
great and now sky water
@thejamietighe: Coworker: What book you reading there?
Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker'
Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one.
@HumorParasite: E-incense to mask e-joint e-odor.
@007Rex_Inc: Role playing didnt go so well last night. She was the hot sexy teacher and I the rebel student..so I ditched class. Cause schools for nerds.