@ThingsJackDigs: Chainsaws: because "The Texas Weed-whacker Massacre" just wasn't scary enough
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@lisaxy424: [before nap] I’ll be really productive once I get some sleep! [after nap] well now it’s way too late to do anything
@daemonic3: The coolest thing about dating Mystique from the X-men is the unlimited free food samples she can get for you at Costco.
@lisaxy424: My neighbor broke up w her bf and piled all his stuff on the curb and I just added a boxspring to it bc I've been meaning to get rid of it