@ei8htiesbaby: Chalant isn't even a word. Well played nonchalant. Well played.
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@mrtruthandsoul: *holding cardboard sign by intersection* NOT POOR JUST ON MY WAY TO BREAK DANCING SCHOOL
@WritePlay: *I gently remove an eyelash from her cheek* "Make a wish," I say. *I am crushed by a T-Rex wearing a saddle seconds later*
@vanluvz1: Any fountain can be a Fountain of Youth if filled with champagne and you've had 5 glasses.