@ei8htiesbaby: Chalant isn't even a word. Well played nonchalant. Well played.
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@TheBeerGuy73: Pro tip: Wives do not find it hilarious when you add a bunch of extra candles to their surprise birthday cake. I know this now.
@Sheginger: My healthy friend invites me to dinner Me: But you said pasta. Her: The zucchini IS the pasta. Isn't that cool? Me: Yep. More wine please.
@juicymorsel: Pretending you're dead to avoid conversation in the hospital is the worst way to learn how a defibrillator works.
@SteveSuckington: [talking to family after emergency surgery] Your positive energy saved my life Surgeon: *waves hand* umm hello