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@TheBoydP: "Change is never easy..."
@StarWarsProblms: Vader: Remove my helmet so I can see you with my own eyes.
Vader: On second thought, don't. I have 30 years worth of hat hair.
@ramenfuneral: "how about an animal that looks like a cross between a horse and a barcode" - creator of zebras
@EFFFFFFYOU: Helping my kid memorize a list of cities and accidentally wrote a Pitbull song.
@Playing_Dad: [@ Sunbeam Bread factory job interview]
Boss: Your resume says you are "definitely not 3 ducks in a suit."
3 Ducks In A Suit: That's correct
@Tmoney68: God: "MOSES. THIS IS THE LORD. I HAVE NEWS FOR YOUR PEOPLE."
Moses: "New burning bush. Who dis?"