@Sassafrantz: Changed Grandma's email signature to "Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!"
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@NicestHippo: In my day cartoons made sense. Chipmunks did all the rescue rangering and a rich duck swam in gold coins like they were water
@david8hughes: [Joseph & Mary answers door to god] "Mary, you're looking well." [Joseph puts arm around Mary & raises an eyebrow] "Jesus, your dad's here."
@SketchesbyBoze: the three stages of a woman's life: - the chosen one - the mother - solving crimes in the village