@Sassafrantz: Changed Grandma's email signature to "Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!"
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@shkeeber: Me: Whatcha making? Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough? Mom: Get out.
@rzarosco: Is 6 celebrity impersonations too small a number for me to do on this first date? I feel like its a little low...
@DearAnyone: I think it's fun that witches chose brooms to fly on, but if I were them, I'd fly on a rifle. This way when you land you have a rifle.