@birbigs: Changed my outgoing voicemail message to "You have reached the government."
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@bazlyons: They say punching a shark is an effective way to prevent a shark attack but my preference would still be 'land'
@iGreenMonk: Go to work tomorrow with a new attitude. Be positive! Communicate! Hide when real work comes!
@shwebby3: Went off roading with my prius but ended up getting stuck on a bonsai tree in neighbor's front yard
@AimeeHelene1: I'm convinced that this trip to Toronto will end with my being arrested for not being nice enough.