@pinupteacher: [Chaperoning field trip]
ME BEFORE WE GO: Only rule is don't lose any kids.
AFTER I LOSE A KID: New rule. You're allowed to lose one kid.
![[Chaperoning field trip]
ME BEFORE WE GO: Only rule is don’t lose any kids.
AFTER I LOSE A KID: New rule. You’re allowed to lose one kid.](/cache/101821.jpg)
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