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@pinupteacher: [Chaperoning field trip]

ME BEFORE WE GO: Only rule is don't lose any kids.

AFTER I LOSE A KID: New rule. You're allowed to lose one kid.

[Chaperoning field trip]

ME BEFORE WE GO: Only rule is don’t lose any kids.

AFTER I LOSE A KID: New rule. You’re allowed to lose one kid.

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