@Home_Halfway: Charles Barkley sounds like a made-up name a dog would think of to get into a fancy country club.
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@canadian_egg: When you're sad, hug a kid. But make sure it's yours cuz that shit would be weird.
@Reverend_Scott: [funeral] He looks so natural. Ya, but he looks a little stiff. *raises from the dead* "That's what... *gargle* ...she said." *dies again*
@AtticusFinch79: I'm so oblivious to someone flirting with me that if they told me to take my shirt off I'd assume it was because I spilled something on it
@MikeCanRant: My suit made entirely of Hello Kitty Bandaids did not help me much at my hospital interview. Apparently you have to go to medical school.