@robfee: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is basically Saw, but with desserts.
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@Leemanish: There's this guy at work who's always putting on a sweatshirt. No one's ever seen his face.
@SignsofNature: I do not delete bad tweets that get no stars... I let them sit there and think about what they've done...
@KissabiX: [watches ants struggle with a chocolate & hazelnut covered golf ball I made] They'll be so pissed when they realise it's not Ferrero Roche