@robfee: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is basically Saw, but with desserts.
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@TheCatWhisprer: The only thing I do to get my body ready for summer is make sure my AC is serviced.
@crunchenhancer: Women are like campfires. Beautiful, hot, smell great, warm your heart. And, both don't like it if you pee on them. Mostly.
@longwall26: Idea: Always carry around a chicken, so if you're murdered your chalk outline won't just be the same old boring shit.