@The_MartiniGirl: Charm me with your intelligence or just wait till I'm really drunk.
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@Carbosly: It's a plant shaped like an egg. EGGPLANT! It's a place where we make fire. FIREPLACE! Diving in the sky. SKYDIVING! Humans are creative.