@weinerdog4life: *chases cat around the house with a lint roller
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@RxitWounds: [Auto-shop class] "Cody, for the last time, it's still a carburetor even when it's in a van" *raises hand* "Or a truck" *lowers hand*
@BlackCatBettie: If you have a horse and you didn't name it Edgar Allan Pony, we can't be friends.
@UncleDuke1969: Vacuumed a section of carpet 20 times before I realized I was trying to clean up a patch of sunshine. Intellectual powerhouse. Right here.