@gylertagan: [Chasing a man out of the bathroom with a pube] Sir you dropped this!
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@ericarhodes: If I was a fashion designer Id call myself "who" so when celebs are asked who are they wearing they can say "Who?" "Yes who?" "Yes."
@ChristianPlante: Your perfume/cologne should reward someone for getting close, not punish them for being in the same building.
@bridger_w: I think playing Zelda gave me unrealistic expectations of how much of my neighbors' pottery I can smash
@Just_Lee_: When someone is in a bad mood, I like to help matters by pointing out several times that they seem to be in a bad mood.