@samuelhlowe: Chasing a Pringles can down a slope is the closest I've ever been to hunting my own food.
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@ch000ch: a fun game to play at the zoo is to walk hurriedly past a person and say "they've escaped. don't run. just walk very fast."
@OhSweetCharity: If you love someone, set them free. When they come back, because they will, make sure you are extremely happy with someone better looking.
@jewfacekilla: Please leave a message after the entire Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II soundtrack.