@samuelhlowe: Chasing a Pringles can down a slope is the closest I've ever been to hunting my own food.
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@EricBedner: "Bye, losers." *puts on motorcycle helmet and sunglasses* *rides unicycle into an elevator* "Can you push the button for the lobby please."
@BoutCrazed: Hey Febreze, I don't go around with garbage in my car, but if nobody could tell I just smoked a joint in there, I might buy some.
@TragicAllyHere: *I accidentally fall onto my computer and it logs me into Facebook* crap *I try to get up but fall again and it causes me to type in my ex's name* dangit *I fall yet again and comment "your baby looks cross-eyed" on his album* oh shoot