@iamspacegirl: *chasing after a rooster* give me your cool hat
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@pinupteacher: WAITER: Would you like any dessert? DATE: No, just the ch- ME: CHEESECAKE. Just the cheesecake.
@Juicedballs: cw: 4 is allergic to cats & we have a 9yr old cat at home. Sucks me: Getting rid of it? cw: Have to, why? me: Is cats it's only defect?
@trevso_electric: You should be my grillfriend. Not a typo, girl. You're hot enough to cook meat on.