@iwearaonesie: *checks sons backpack to see how I did on his project*
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@mattingebretson: Whenever someone starts checking their phone when I'm talking to them I like to regain their attention by combing their hair
@polksalad: Just found out my cat lied about being pregnant just to try and save our relationship and cover up for getting fat.
@daisysunshine90: I need a man, not a boy. They will have much more structurally sound ideas for me to bypass the lava floor and make it to the blanket fort.