@SuperheroFeed: Cheer up.
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@daemonic3: "Always bring a nail file, scissors, tweezers, a corkscrew, a toothpick and a bottle opener to a knife fight." -- The Swiss Army
@geekysteven: Science fact: If you took a human intestinal tract and stretched it from the Earth to the Moon, you would definitely get fired from NASA.
@SirEviscerate: You guys, I just submitted a tweet to Twitter, and they accepted it and put it on their website!
@werehedgehog: When your baby cries, don't feed it. That's just what it expects you to do. You have to outsmart it.