@ShockTartBionic: Cheer up you won't be single forever. One day you'll die
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@Mike_Bianchi: My band is so indie we don't even record together. You have to buy 4 separate cds and play them at the same time.
@TheRealDratch: Trying to get lunch w 4 yo in restaurant: "If you can't behave we're going to have to leave here." "But I want to leave here." Touché.
@taylortomlinson: I like horror movies because it's the only place insanely hot people are treated poorly