@ShockTartBionic: Cheer up you won't be single forever. One day you'll die
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@WeissBrandon: Relax white people, black people have the "N" word. But we still have words like "Yacht", and sayings like "thanks for the warning officer".
@TheMichaelRock: Ghostbusters is my favorite movie where Bill Murray yells at a giant marshmallow man for stepping on a church.
@MdUNH: Cats are perfect for those who want to experience the indifference and hostility of the workplace in a pet.
@Jubafisher: If you're having a rough day, remember there are people out there with their ex's names tattooed on them.