@joeheenan: Cheers Twitter.
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@slimmy_shady: Therapist: When you look in the mirror, what do you see?Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree
@TheMichaelRock: Why look something up on Google when you can ask the question on Facebook and let everyone know you're an idiot?
@RocketRankoon: I trick people that I know Spanish by quoting fragments of Spanish songs I know, la bamba.