@joeheenan: Cheers Twitter.
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@AGStr8upNinja: If only people were named after their tattoo's. This guy standing in front of me in Petro Canada Would be named Machine gun-Snake-Jesus.
@DanAmira: [me all weekend] AAAHH CANT SLEEP TOO EXCITED ABOUT INDICTMENT [Mueller on Monday] We're charging Manafort with running a stop sign in 1994
@tastefactory: I left a trail of rose petals leading to the bed and on the bed was a note that said "This is what happens to roses who cross me"
@loudmouth_usa: 1) Pull black socks to knees 2) Wear sandals 3) Wear Magnum PI shorts 4) Make ball sack slightly visible -Grandpa's guide to lawn mowing