@donni: Cheese is plural because you never eat just one chee
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@jesse_street: *gets laser eye surgery* "Thanks doc, so how do I activate them?" I told you, that's not what— *i squint at him real hard but he's right*
@rage_chaos: You think you're pretty smart until you have to figure out how to turn on someone elses shower.
@UncleDuke1969: Me: I have NO drafts! Wife: *opens window* Me: ... Wife: *opens door* Me: ... Wife: That better? Me: I should have married your sister.