@LosLos__: Cheese isn't just grate, it's legendairy.
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@Jez1: You text him, he doesn't text you back. Obviously he was so excited that you texted that he fainted.
@Kim_pulsive: My dogs keep looking at me as if I have the power to fix the snow outside but I'm too goddamned lazy to do it
@topaz_kell: [impatiently yells] "What do I have to do to get a margarita around here??" And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.