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@iAmJuddy: Chef: What kind of bread would you like? We have wheat, rye, white...

Me: Black bread.

Chef: We don't have that.

Me: Racist.

Chef: What kind of bread would you like? We have wheat, rye, white…

Me: Black bread.

Chef: We don’t have that.

Me: Racist.

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