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@Home_Halfway: CHEF: You're fired
ME: Is it cause I call beef patty's "beef patricias?"
CHEF: Yes
ME: Can I have some Switzerland cheese bef-
CHEF: GET OUT

CHEF: You’re fired
ME: Is it cause I call beef patty’s “beef patricias?”
CHEF: Yes
ME: Can I have some Switzerland cheese bef-
CHEF: GET OUT

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