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@BadassBarbie11: Chicken Pot Pie sounds like a delicious 3 course meal.
@SortaBad: *walks into library*
"Excuse me, where are your books about asking librarians out on dates?"
@JediGigi: Mom asked me what it's like being a single middle aged woman so I took a handful of cat & dog hair from my purse and threw it in her coffee.
@ReaIlyHighGuy: Dude, multiplication is like advanced adding.
@Fun_Beard: Q: What did the one giraffe say to the other giraffe?
A: "Holy shit I can talk."